Hey Self, listen up! Just because you had a couple long runs, uhem . . . over a week ago, doesn’t mean you can sleep ’til 9, eat a sleeve of chocolate chip cookie dough, and skip the gym.
“Congrats” . . . yeah, yeah, all that good stuff “rah, rah sis boom ba”, but COME ON!! Time, IS, Up, Self! You cashed in all the free “I deserve this” chips long before you left Minnesota.
Oh, right, don’t tell me you forgot the beef stick and bag of peanut m&m’s from the gas station. Or how about the 6-pack of celebration beer you split with HIM before heading back to the beer garden? Oh and do I need to mention the the mondo Ranchero burrito on the drive home? Plus, the fried taco in Omaha . . . well, okay that was a once in a life-time delicious MUST – I’ll let it slide.
Today is the day Self, put down the popcorn, and go for a RUN.